was jesus a zombie? i mean he rose from the grave and all? shotguns work good on zombies.
2006-12-25 17:29:02 · 7 answers · asked by Chaos I 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
more than likely--zombies were just people who had gone into deep comas and gotten buried alive, which I believe is what happened to Jesus
2006-12-25 17:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually heard one guy describe Jesus as being a vampire. Someone actually suggested it, and though I'm not religious, I knew it was bull. But if you look at all of the signs, he rose from his crypt, by drinking his blood and eating his flesh you got eternal life, somehow I can sympathize with him.
2006-12-26 01:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was resurrected by God the father, and in so doing annuled Satan's power of death over mankind, and ensured the immortal resurrection for all, first thr righteous, then the wicked,
2006-12-26 01:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by morobell 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When people will consider religion as their duty and try to look into themselves instead of preaching the others.
2006-12-26 01:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by thinkpose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about??? There's room for all of us in Hell!! Woo hoo for sex drugs and rock 'n roll!! =D
2006-12-26 01:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by Shalabra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Welcome to Yahoo answers. By the way, Hell will run out of room when there is no more room in your mind....that's where hell exists.
2006-12-26 01:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is plenty of room in hell for all who reject God.
Don't make fun of Jesus.
There is punishment for doing so, be wary.
2006-12-26 01:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by winkcat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋