A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out, and they were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go head and kick it up a notch.
Surprised, the doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
But when they got home, the mailman was lying dead on the porch.
2006-12-25 17:19:48 · 11 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahah hAAAAAA lol that is hilarious, bery very good. well done :D
2006-12-25 17:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by b.girl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dew Drop you make me laugh till I cry . Love It
2006-12-25 17:34:29 · answer #2 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that was cool and if it could ever happen the man would probably die lol
2006-12-25 18:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by sjb_sparkles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is it always the mailman?
are mailman in the US that handsome?
2006-12-25 17:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, wrong daddy!!
2006-12-25 17:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooh snap!
2006-12-25 17:34:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um-Hum! LOL.
2006-12-28 23:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thats cool!!
2006-12-26 04:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, sweet, lmao. ****
2006-12-25 17:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha what a funny...................
2006-12-25 20:17:33 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋