A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
2006-12-25 16:54:15 · 23 answers · asked by Pimperella4u 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too Cute!!!!
2006-12-26 03:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by Tab 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not shedding any crocodile tears for this joke, although it is pretty good. A blond woman moved up from the back of the plane to sit up front. The flight attendant tried to make her go back to her seat. Finally she gave up and spoke to the captain. He then walked back to where the blond was sitting and told her something in low voice. She then got up and went back to where she had been sitting. The flight attendant asked him what he had said to the blond. He said he told her that only the back of the plane was going to Hawaii.
2006-12-26 01:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Here's a holiday one for you. Merry Christmas!
Q: A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins?
A: The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.
2006-12-26 00:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by intangible_me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have another cute one I hope you enjoy. It was emailed to me from a friend. I posted it on Yahoo Answers in response to another question, but I thought I'd post it again since we're on the subject of blonde jokes - lol.
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllo oooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
2006-12-26 00:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How to drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
2006-12-26 00:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by Otter Pop 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A real blonde story (she is awesomely hot):
Interviewer: "So you are vegetarian? Beef is no good?"
Blonde: "No beef is no good. I am Vegetarian"
Interviewer: "So no beef, no chicken, no fish?"
Blonde: "I eat chicken."
Interviewer: "How can you be vegetarian and eat chicken?"
Blonde (with a gorgeous model smile): "Well, a cow is an animal, but a chicken is a bird. So they are different."
2006-12-26 00:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by DeadmanWalks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was pretty dumb of her to think that aligators in Lousanna wear shoes. She should have went to Florida. (lol)
2006-12-26 01:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by ski26er 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL... hahaha..
i've heard this one before but its still damn FUNNY!
i agree its one of the best blonde jokes
2006-12-26 00:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! -Here's one for you...
A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and Santa Claus were all playing poker. -Who won?
The dumb blonde. -The other two don't exist!
2006-12-26 00:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by Dark Knightingale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAME! I don't think those jokes are even funny. All of my blond friends are smart. How could someone be that stupid?
2006-12-26 00:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good enough joke for me to get 2 points
2006-12-26 00:57:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋