TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK.........
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Well! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk !
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."
2006-12-25 16:29:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol............ thats pretty cool. Totally true... the last one was indeed the best. I will try it next time thanx. Till then, i will giv you an 9/10 for this :)
2006-12-25 16:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2006-12-25 19:49:38 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Especially the last one! And yes, I'm at work and extremely bored.
2006-12-25 16:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by littlechrismary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the last one should be : "...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!"
2006-12-25 16:35:35 · answer #4 · answered by Mindy T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is just to funny keep them coming
2006-12-25 17:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's brilliant XD
2006-12-25 20:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um-Hum! LOL.
2006-12-28 04:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋