The pallbearers at a funeral drop the casket as they climg the steep church steps. The casket flies down the stairs, across the street, and right through the front window of a pharmacy. The casket ends its journey when it slams into the pharmacy counter, the lid pops open, the body sits straight up and the pharmacist says "Can I help you?" The deceased says "No, I'm all set now. I was just looking for something to stop this coffin."
2006-12-25 15:37:07 · 11 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Yeah, okay, I can get you some cough syrup, but you better come up with some money for that front window, or you're dead"
2006-12-25 15:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one and I finally got the coughing.
2006-12-25 23:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke I needed a laugh thank you
2006-12-25 23:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by corkscrew62816 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old is gold never be told
2006-12-25 23:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty good but it didn't get me chuckleing.
2006-12-25 23:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by bkanastoplus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2006-12-25 23:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop this coffin, that is hilarios
2006-12-25 23:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by the girl next door 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! I like this one, it's very funny. I will email it to my sister, Thanks!
2006-12-25 23:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it and i like this one lol!!
2006-12-26 00:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i get it
2006-12-25 23:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by Sophie J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋