Give me your best yo mama jokes.
2006-12-25 15:14:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so ugly, when she looked in the
mirror, she even scared herself to death.
Yo momma so fat, that there isn't enough cotton in all of Alabama to make her a pair of pants.
Yo momma so ugly, she got hit with an ugly stick.. no, take that back,... the whole darn tree.
You momma so ugly, she just won me ten points.
2006-12-25 15:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell him the best mama jokes yo
2006-12-25 16:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mama is so ugly her bathroom mirror filed for worker's compensation.
Yo Mama makes me take a second look at Rosie O'Donnell.
2006-12-25 15:22:17 · answer #3 · answered by Commander 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so big she has to have a huge ocean liner to go to the supermarket
2006-12-25 15:31:36 · answer #4 · answered by Sophie J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama hold up i cant talk bout ya mama we jus slept 2gether
2006-12-26 03:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama's so ugly she looks like she got hit in the head with a bag of WTF?!
your mama's so short when she sits on the curb her feet dangle
2006-12-25 15:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by mama g 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
2006-12-25 16:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat when she got on a scale it said 2 be countinued(i know i suck)
2006-12-25 15:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jocelyn :D 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yo papa
2006-12-25 15:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by GollumAnderson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Daddy - don't know any!@~
2006-12-25 15:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋