One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
2006-12-25 14:54:30 · 22 answers · asked by Grand Ma Jay 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is funny. Dirty funny I like it.
2006-12-25 15:19:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No....and the only reason I say that is because I'm 45 and I heard that joke when I was about 8. That joke is soooo old, the first time I heard it, I fell off my dinosaur laughing and broke my wooden underwear!
2006-12-25 22:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Tastefully delivered and universal in the situation and comedic tension.
2006-12-25 23:06:43 · answer #3 · answered by pheelingud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a fun story but it's not a funny joke. from 1 to 10, i'll give this a 4.
2006-12-25 23:01:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No its not funny and she said she was over 18!! Hey how did you find out about that anyway?
2006-12-25 22:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't find it particularly funny. I think if you said it in the wrong place it might be seen as quite offensive actually.
2006-12-25 22:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by Debbie B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao yes it's funny.
2006-12-25 23:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go wash your mouth with soap
2006-12-25 23:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by Shark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok but i dont like the thought that the kids mom lets him do any of that kinda sick.
2006-12-25 23:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by Pimperella4u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gomer Pyle... "surprise, suprise... that ain't mah finger, either.. "
2006-12-25 23:12:33 · answer #10 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋