Question:
If a tree falls into a lake how many fishes will there be?
Answer:
Chesse because its made out of milk.
2006-12-25 14:41:54 · 15 answers · asked by konellaquell 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Question: ddd
2006-12-25 14:46:12 · update #1
I came up with this one myself
2006-12-25 14:46:44 · update #2
let me guess... you came up with that one yourself
2006-12-25 14:44:32 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would depend directly on the size of
the tree and its weight in proportion to the
surface area of the lake and the time of year
that the farmers are milking their cows. Now,
if the lake was filled to the brim and it was
wet, then the fish would be numerous, but
if the cows milk was sour then the quantity
of fish would be minimal.
So, the answer to that is somewhere between
1 and 14 million. Give or take a few.
2006-12-25 23:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apples+Cheddar= Good.
2006-12-29 09:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just as bad...
Question: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Blue!
2006-12-25 23:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by Dave H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that went straight over my head, and that's saying something.
thnx 4 the 2.
2006-12-25 23:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.
2006-12-25 23:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't really make sense !! Sorry !!
8-) Merry Christmas !!
2006-12-25 23:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥Monica♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. This joke is not confusing at all. It makes perfect sense.
2006-12-25 22:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you sipping on Gin & Juice right now?
2006-12-25 22:45:53 · answer #9 · answered by Grand Ma Jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
big fish or small fish
2006-12-25 23:09:58 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋