A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely **** my pants."
2006-12-25 13:49:46 · 17 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then I definitely s-h-i-t my pants
2006-12-25 13:50:23 · update #1
wow thats funny and to answer the question as to why to advertize shes a lez is because she is and shes damn proud im bi and dating a lez
2006-12-25 13:56:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-12-25 14:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by Just Dance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny A+ Grade
2006-12-25 15:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really cute. Merry X-mas!!
2006-12-25 14:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by sexygal8321 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS FUNNIER!!!
IN A KINDERGARTEN CLASS,A TEACHER SAID;
"WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MULTI SYLLABIC WORDS,CAN YOU GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE?"
JOHNY RAISED HIS HAND AND SAID "MAS-TUR-BATE"
ABIT SHOCKED AND AS NOT TO APPEAR PERPLEXED SHE RESPONDED "THAT'S A MOUTFUL JOHNY!!!"
JOHNY RESPONDED "YOUR TALKING ABOUT *******, IM TALKING ABOUT JERKING OFF!!"
2006-12-25 14:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
aww you gotta love those darn kindergartens
2006-12-25 13:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh i love those knidergarden jokes it is very funny.
2006-12-25 14:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2006-12-25 14:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by killer_robot360 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg
2006-12-25 13:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by yara daoud 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me ask you a question.
"Why do you feel it necessary to advertise that you're a lesbian?"
2006-12-25 13:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋