A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun.
He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says.
"I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves.
Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack."
The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon.
The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some.
The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you."
She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ***."
The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever.
After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, "Surprise I'm the guy on the bus."
With that the nun turns around and says, "Surprise I'm the bus driver."
2006-12-25 13:41:10 · 13 answers · asked by Mr.Why? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An old joke, but still worth 2 points.
2006-12-25 13:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny..and surpising.
Have you read the latest news?
"The badly beat body of a former bus driver was found floating in the river. Police are baffled by the crime, it seems that for no apparent reason, the man had a baseball bat stuck up his rear and had his testicles removed. There seems to be no motive. The man was apparently wearing a nuns outfit when found."
2006-12-25 14:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer all adult adult males are like that, as constantly reported, lol. some adult adult males grew up with little education and closure to a verify, somewhat a mom parent, for this reason they place self belief in what they think of its terrific for the without thinking approximately others. no longer something is right in this international. you have got a reliable, unswerving and gentleman husband yet with a whore, bitchy spouse that cheats. women persons killing their babies are emotionally ill and vulnerable, in the event that they could't cope with having various youngsters, could besides provide up spreading their legs. adult adult males must be the two taken care of as how women persons desire to be taken care of. while you're married, fulfill your better half, yet do no longer bore them. Be clever and attempt to maintain the courting at good %., don't be so intrusive each and every of the time and supply one yet another area, believe themes must be left interior the closet.
2016-11-23 17:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by lucy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the funniest joke i ever heard,by the way is the bus driver a man or a woman.
2006-12-25 14:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing
2006-12-25 15:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a perfect "10" for this one!!
2006-12-25 13:47:42 · answer #6 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Naughty, Naughty! LOL.
2006-12-28 04:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard of this one
2006-12-25 13:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww...
2006-12-25 13:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by Leon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that is pathetic..
2006-12-25 13:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by omg! Its me 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋