does anyone have embarrassing ( appropriate) stories???

Question

I love reading really funny embarassing stories. anyone have a couple???

Answer 1

When I was 16, I played on the girls basketball team in highschool. I was one of the starters. We wore warm up suits before the game. And the starters took them off and ran out to the middle of the court to stand with the other starters when they introduced your name. I was a little on the skinny side, so both the shorts and the warm up suit were always a little baggy. The night of our district championship playoffs, the stands were packed with spectators. And sitting directly behind our team bench, was the boy of my dreams...a hottie quarter back from our rival school So it comes time for them to announce the teams. I take off my warm up suit, and as the announcer calls my name, I am getting ready to run out to the court, when all of a sudden someone grabs my arm. It is the hottie quarter back, who wants to point out, I have not only removed my warm up pants, but my shorts as well. I was about to run out to center court in my underwear!! I wanted to melt into the floor. My coach quickly noticed, grabbed my shorts, and I ducked down on the bench and pulled them on, then ran out to the center court. We were the away team, so we were all in white. And I am sure my beet red face really lit up against those bright glowing uniforms. Alls well that ends well, though. We won the game and got the trophy. And I ended up going out with him for the rest of my highschool years. I guess the embarrassing moment made me work a little harder to prove I wasn't a total idiot in front of my dream boy!

Answer 2

I would tell her what would you think if someone at school had that happen to them. You might have laughed too, but it's something that will be forgotten by most students in her class and no one really cares. My daughter has been embarrassed by having to say her grade out loud that was an F and all the students stared at her and some made faces. I asked her a time to remember when she and the other students stared at one student for a certain reason. She remembered and smiled. Did it really matter that you were all staring at that person? She said no. Will you remember it a year from now? She said most likely no. It really doesn't matter and we are all human and make mistakes and we do funny things from time to time. One embarrassing thing that happened to me was in 4th grade. I went to get a drink of water and my teacher was upset and said I wasn't suppose to leave the classroom. She smacked my behind in front of this 5th grader I had a crush on in the hallway. Not to mention there were other students in the hallway that laughed. I was so red! I got it over it though, because we all get over it eventually. Grades are the most important thing in school.

Answer 3

Yes!
I was giving a lecture for about 200 students in the area of Medicine and Nutrition. The subject was something about muscle contraction and everybody was paying attention.
While speaking I paced from one side of the classroom to the other when all of a sudden I tripped and hit the ground with my back and stood there all sprawled.
Everybody was silent.
I leaped up, very fast for my 35, and very seriously told them:
- This was an example of energy transfer during muscle contraction.
Until today I don't know if they thought if it was an accident or not!!!

Answer 4

When my 15 year old brother was a few weeks old everyone was oohing and ahhing over him. I was one of those people and so were some of my friends. I was eleven at the time. We were all making baby sounds and things to him. When all of the sudden he made the weirdest face I had ever seen. Immediately I started cracking up laughing. I laughed so hard that I peed alot all over my pants, and the floor. I was so embarassed especially since I hadn't peed my pants in years and because I had friends over too.

Answer 5

One time I was at a pool party, and I was eating pizza, and some guy came up behind me as if to undo my bathing suit top. Well, I jumped in the pool to get away and decided to swim while I was there....but remember your mom saying not to swim for an hour after eating? it's true.

I ended up barfing off the side of the pool ( above ground so everyone could watch it descend 5 feet or so to the ground from the deck) and then the family dog of the owners of the house/pool came by and ate it.

Answer 6

I needed to change into my uniform for a tennis game once, and I was still at school. The locker room wasn't really used by tennis, so I had to change in the bathroom. My friends and I were in a hurry, and the girls bathroom where we were was COMPLETELY full, so we turned to the guys room. We knocked and no one answered, so we went in to change. This was the second time we had done it, but the first time we did we had a guard stand at the door. This time we didnt, and this guy walked in while I was standing in the middle of the bathroom in my underwear. My friends were already dressed, so it was just me standing there in my undies. In the guys room. I was SOO embarrassed!!

Answer 7

yea- its kinda embarassing for me but it usually gets a laugh-

im 3 years old and its the day after x mas (like 3 in the morning) and i got this pink barbie fone and when u dial barbie says different phrases. so my parents hear a chair scraping across the kitchen floor downstairs, and theyre like "what is she doing?" so they come downstairs- see me standing on a chair and going into the freezer and they ask " honey, what are u doing?" and then i say "barbie says its time for icecream"

the end

Answer 8

Okay... this happened when I was a student in a JHS (Junior-High-School). It was a Wednesday morning and I walked into my art classroom; however, I should supposed to be in the music classroom on Wednesday mornings. But the funny part is, I realized that I walked into the wrong classroom without notice it until two or three days later (I stayed in the art classroom entire period without thinking that I wasn't in the correct classroom).

Answer 9

While sitting in the 43-E Van during lunch we watched the F-15's doing maneuvers over the Gulf and I accidental stepped on the mic button and my friend and I were talking about this girl we both recently had on two separate occasions. We discussed positions and certain things she did and laughed while this information was being aired to every Aircraft flying in the air in Tampa at that time.
The next thing we knew was two leutenants rushing in and cutting off the mic button and yelling at us saying do you realize what you guys have just done and I replied nope. He saids you just aired your conversation over the air and we hope the FCC doesn't take our licnese for this.

Two months later we got to meet the pilots during a Tac party invitation we was invited too. I had mentioned that the base Commander was mad when we accidently aired a conversation and the pilots laughed and said that was you guys he replied and said...that shiiit was funny.
They enjoyed listening to porn at 10,000 feet/
True story!!! Macdill, AFB, Fl...1981

Answer 10

Once when I was three, we (Mom, Brother & sister) where lost in Iowa.
so my mom stoped at a gas station and went out to ask directions, two seconds after she got out of the car a really big Tatto covered biker was walking by. and the window was rolled down so I shouted out "hey poophead!"
HE froze for two seconds and then my brother Grabbed me and yelled at me "Mark, Are you crazy" (he was about Ten, my sister was 7)