Such as, the parking lot is full of cars clear back by the gas pumps. Only, I know you all out there in internet land, can think of much funnier reasons. Let's have fun and get some good chuckles!
2006-12-25 13:01:46 · 22 answers · asked by logon 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
1. When it takes you 21 minutes to find a parking space and when you pull into the last one there's a very dangerous looking man sitting in a banged up truck next to you and he's smiling wickedly as you pull in.
2. There are no shopping carts when you get in the door and everyone is standing around like Stumpy and Gimpy.
3, The first three aisles you go down have very tall, extra large people standing dead center and they are never going to make room for anyone else.
4. Every man that walks by gives you the eye like they haven't eaten for 10 days.
5. You have to wait in a line 30 feet long to get milk because no one knows there is someone behind them and they want to discuss whether they should get 2% or skim.
6. A young family has a boy on the loose and they're way of keeping track of him is this: they gave him an obnoxious toy that makes a loud noise and so they always know where he is. They all think it is really funny but he's in every aisle you go down.
7. People who think they are superior are looking into your cart to see what kind of crap you are buying and rolling their eyes.
8. When you get to the Deli and they won't have fresh chicken for another 23 minutes.
9. When you get to the checkout and after unloading all your groceries the clerk says that they have just made this a 10 and under check stand and you have to move all your stuff into the cart and go down three even though NO ONE is waiting behind you.
10. Once you are in the other checkout stand you have a clerk that is recently divorced and just moved here from South Carolina and she wants to tell you her life story and doesn’t seem to care how long she is taking.
What can I say? I have recent experience!
2006-12-25 14:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Charlamaine 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
10. It's the day before a major holiday
9. It's the day after Christmas
8. the parking lot is filled with cars from different states
7. the line to pull up into the parking lot is backed up to the traffic light.
6. All the carts are in the parking lot
5. All the register lines are backed up to the aisles
4. You hear someone say the truck hasn't come in
3. There's people lined up to get out of the store
2. When there's an emergency vechile in front of the store
1. When there's cop cars blocking every entrance into the store and all the employees are inside a wendy's
2006-12-25 13:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by clarnely_2001 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 04:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did five years at walmart! (as in it felt like JAIL when i worked there!) I dont mean that they treat employees bad, Its the customers that treat us bad and we have to take IT! Its a bad day to shop at walmart ALL the time.. The place is always FULL
2006-12-25 16:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by Shodan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(1) The doors are locked.
(2) Firetrucks are parked at the front door.
(3) When you walk in the front door a man with a mask and gun tells you to lay on the floor and not move.
Three all I know.
2006-12-25 13:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If the only shopping cart left in the cart galley is occupied by a really short hairy lady and she's squatting in it and she doesn't want to get out. And she doesn't have a paddle.
And she looks at you like, could you give me a push?
2006-12-25 13:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by 2.71828182845904 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When the greeter has a 3-digit IQ and the employees are smiling.
2006-12-25 13:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by badkitty8604 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you see 3 Senior Citizens buses parked outside. Old ladies and their changepurses-MAN!
2006-12-25 13:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. The greeter says "You do not want to come in here."
2. The greeter shoves the cart at you and says "get going, already!"
3. "Clean-up on Aisles 7-12-Bad snack bar experience"
4. You are looking at bras, and your gross cousin shows up, lifts her shirt, and says "I have one on now. Look how fast it wears out?"
Thats all I have!
2006-12-25 17:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by Sandy Lou 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's never a good day to shop at Walmart. Walmart is evil and screws over it's employees more than any other company in this country, and gets it's merchandise from third world countries. Just don't shop there. Target is far better than a white trash haven like Walmart.
2006-12-25 13:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by T.M.Y. 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋