No.
He'd kill your first-born male child instead.
2006-12-25 12:29:56
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answer #1
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answered by Samurai Jack 6
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Sure and why not? For example, God doesn't like Satan one bit, and every time Satan comes up with an idea, God will either reject it or think up a better one, and act like Satan doesn't know anything. But why not, Satan's pretty lame anyway.
Long long time ago when God had humankind in the design stages, Satan proposed forcing everybody to be good on Earth, an idea that God had already been thinking about. When Satan suggested it God rejected it and now we have free will and sin and all kinds of stuff, including Hell and damnation and the whole thing is a mess. All cause God can't stand accepting any of Satan's ideas. Later God put Satan in charge of Hell, to keep him out of sight.
So then Satan started tempting everybody to sin, cause Satan has always figured "The more the merrier."
It appears that most of humanity will end up in Hell merely cause of this antagonism between God and Satan -- who incidentally used to be an archangel and is now basically just an outlaw and pariah, awaiting his fate in the bottomless pit, spoken of in the Book of Revelation. The whole situation is spooky and creepy and who knows how it will turn out.
2006-12-25 20:35:09
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answered by 2.71828182845904 5
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If God is that insecure I think we better put the Bibles away right now.. His abilities are clearly demonstrated in the diversity of the earths creation and the splendor of the universe. If we are not impressed yet I doubt some trick in heaven will do it.
2006-12-25 20:36:43
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answer #3
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answered by Pilgrim 4
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The Bible did say that God is a jealous God...
Just not jealous of us stupid humans.
He was referring to our false idols and other objects of worship than Himself.
2006-12-26 18:36:10
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answered by STILL standing 5
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No I don't, and I don't think Christians will be showing each other tricks hat we learned in heaven.
Your thoughts are soooooo worldly.
2006-12-25 20:29:13
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answer #5
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answered by Theophilus 6
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LOL
kinda like a dad who would come and show you that he can lift more weights than you
2006-12-25 20:30:32
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answer #6
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answered by Elvis 3
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Of course he wouldn`t,if he did then he`d be acing like a jerk.=(
2006-12-25 20:26:51
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answer #7
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answered by khwanlee92 2
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nope
2006-12-25 20:25:54
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answer #8
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answered by copestir 7
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nope...
no showmanship in heaven.
Satan tried it and will get fried,
2006-12-25 20:25:04
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answered by cork 7
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no, god doesn't exist
2006-12-25 20:24:38
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answered by ? 7
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