It's a cons-piracy!!!
In December 2005, Bobby Henderson received a reported USD $80,000 advance to pen The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to the author, he plans to use the proceeds from the sale of the book to build a pirate ship, with which he may travel the world in order to convert heathens to the Pastafarian religion.[6] The book was released on March 28, 2006 (ISBN 0-8129-7656-8).
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Pastafarian equivalent of the Bible. It parodies biblical figures with characters such as Captain Mosey, a pirate and the FSM equivalent of Moses. The Gospel contains The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", parodying the Ten Commandments.
Don't be fooled... I know some christians have been converted already!!! It's about money... Don't let them shove this down your throat!!! :)-~
2006-12-25 11:52:12 · 4 answers · asked by floyd 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's just a parody. A joke.
2006-12-25 11:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by some teenager 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really don't need to worry about FSM, he's not a jerk like YHWH/Allah. Nowhere in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is it written that "thou shalt" or "shalt not" do anything; they read "I'd really rather you didn't" because they're guidelines, not commandments.
Besides, the Prophet Bobby Henderson says that FSM Hell is a lot like FSM Heaven, only the beer is flat and the strippers have VD.
2006-12-25 13:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by MacAulay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This has realized my worst fears! The FSM has been turned loose and is now a world threat.
In preparation against his attempted world take over I have barricaded myself in a concrete bunker with tons of guns and ammo (and lots of tins of baked beans) as I consider him an unworthy infidel who will finally be overthrown at the great battle of Rhubarb Valley.
2006-12-25 12:13:44 · answer #3 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one can stop Pastafarianism, and remember that ye shall be judged when FSM gains His rightful place amongst his creations.
REPENT, before it's too late.
FSM IS GREAT !!!
Mandbturn--Hold thy empty threats.Ye shall never withstand the onslaught of the great FSM armies.--Rhubarb valley will be thy grave.
FSM IS GREAT !!!
Mac Aulay--Are you in for a shock,---that's not beer.
Look in the back room. Those strippers are squatting over your glass.
2006-12-25 12:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by big j 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋