A wife says to her cheap husband " what should we give the mail man for chirstmas?" The husband says "Give him 2 bucks in a envelope screw him!!"
The Next day the mail man comes, the wife runs to the door, gives him the envelope and lays naked on the sofa.
Shocked the mail man says " Oh my god I wasn't expecting this!"
The wife says " my husband said to give you 2 bucks and to screw you"
2006-12-25
10:58:31
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