heres a joke?

Question

they were a scots man a english man and a irish man in the middle of the sahara desert the engilsh man trips up on some thing so he picks it up and gives it a rub bang a ginie comes out and says im the ginie if the lamp i grant u 3 wishes so they decided to take one each the scots man says aye i would like tae go back tae scotland tae see ma family so the ginie puts him back to scotland the english man says i would like to go back to good old england to see my family to so the ginie puts him back to england finaly the irish mans sits there for a whille ginie im a we bit lonly can i have my friends back
please rate

Answer 1

yes very good 10 , here´s one Scots man,English man, & Irish man in the middle of the desert, the English man is carring an umbrella,Scots man a gun, and Irish man a car door, an arab comes along on his camel and say´s to the English man why are you carring a umbrella, if i get to hot this will shade the sun from my head he said, he ask´s the Scot´s man why are you carring a gun, if I get to hot I´ll just shout myself, then he ask´s the Irish man why are you carrying a car door , he said if I get to hot I´ll just wined the window down, old but like I said it´s chrismas

Answer 2

and yet another one
the famous three - were captured and put in prison for 10 years
each could take one thing in with them,
english took books, scotsman took whiskey and the irish took cigarettes
at the endo of the 10 years the screw opened the door, the english thanked him for the knowledge he had received, the scot said that he didnt remember much of the ordeal and the irishman asked him for a box of matches.....merry christmas

Answer 3

Now if the Irish and English men were Welsh and Polish that would have some meaning.

Answer 4

way old dude.....here is a better one.
A Scotsman An Englishman and an Irishman are sitting and drinking a glass of beer. Amazingly, a fly falls into each of their glasses. The Englishman gets up in disgust and leaves. The Scotsman picks the fly out of his beer and continues to drink. The Irishman picks the fly out of his beer and holds the fly over his glass while he yells in the fly's ear.. spit it out you bastard, every last drop. lol

Answer 5

may be funny if you're 8 years old . it would be difficult to find an older, crummier joke. this one goes back to when the 'great' lakes were only 'good'

Answer 6

Ha, ha, very funny. 8 out of 10.

Answer 7

I thought it was pretty funny. Heard it before, but it still tickles me a bit.

Answer 8

Fan-bluddy-tastic
Thumbs up..

Answer 9

good one.only an irish can come up with some thing so good.

Answer 10

there isnt a lower number invented fr me to rate it with, its bad it makes michale jackson look like an angel