The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me
why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I
knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's
great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's
more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out
positive!"
2006-12-25 10:04:08 · 12 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The image of you jumping up and down with her without knowing what her news was is much funnier than the punchline! :o)
2006-12-25 10:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by demnity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True Blonde.
I told my blonde girlfriend, who had a severe cold, to take some cold medicine, to help her cold..I gave her a box of cold medicine, which came in separate sealed packages. A few days later, I checked up on her and she was worse.
“Didn’t you take the medicine I gave you, ?” I asked her.
She said, “Well, I would open up a package, then I couldn’t take it”
“Why not?” I asked her…
“Because the instructions said ‘do not take if seal is broken’” she answered.
2006-12-25 20:26:35 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, Laud, laud!! LOL. LOL.
Good One!
2006-12-28 13:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doppy doppy dope i wish i could get u
2006-12-25 18:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2006-12-27 19:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hee hee
2006-12-27 17:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's a good one !!!!!!! lol lol
2006-12-25 18:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, very funny.
2006-12-25 19:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by RIP 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better you than me.
2006-12-25 18:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!LOL! loved that!
2006-12-26 13:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by kitty pride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋