A young woman who was seven months pregnant boarded a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling
humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and
he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth
move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in
such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus I
couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an
advertisement which read, 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.'
Then she moved under one that read, 'Sloans Liniments Remove
Swelling.' I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving
advertisement which read, 'William's Stick Did The Trick.' Then
I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move
she sat under an advertisement which read, 'Dunlop Rubber would
have prevented this accident.'" He won the case.
2006-12-25 09:55:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL i would have done the same thing. That would have been hilarious.
2006-12-25 10:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a cool one! Cute.
2006-12-25 18:25:07 · answer #2 · answered by FP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-28 13:10:17 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-12-25 21:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by Circe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-25 17:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by muzit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats way better then my Joke!!
2006-12-25 17:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2006-12-25 18:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard those they are cute.
2006-12-25 17:57:50 · answer #8 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It raised a giggle ;-)
2006-12-25 18:05:57 · answer #9 · answered by louci2shoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was wromg but in reality he wasn't laughing at her condition
2006-12-25 18:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by lana h 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋