2006-12-25 09:37:03 · 16 answers · asked by TinyPuppyWuppy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Love the God socks. they keep my "sole" warm. ;0)
2006-12-25 09:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. I got a fabulous set of coordinating ties, socks and wallet and exclaimed "Jesus, just what I wanted". What an idiotic question. It deserves an idiotic answer. Jesus doesn't give presents. Santa Claus does.
2006-12-25 17:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God gives Jesus Life
2006-12-25 17:38:20 · answer #3 · answered by Allen L 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
first of all why does he need a tie, who does the all mighty need to impress, why does he need a wallet he is god he created the world he can have anything and anyone he wants free of charge with nobody to question it, what does he need socks for he is not human he is something we believe in like santa clause you keep him warm in your heart he does not actually exist.
2006-12-25 17:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, like an infinite being needs that stuff! HaHa!
**Actually God and Jesus give us all that we have, so they DO give presents.
2006-12-25 17:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by Bre 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He used to..... but God finally told him a millenia ago that he just did not have any room left in the closet for it all.
Now Jesus gives him new tunes to put on his iGod device....
2006-12-25 17:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by wolf560 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What do Christophobes give there mother for Christmas? My guess is a raging case of herpes.
2006-12-25 17:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, Jesus died for our sins, and it is Jesus's birthday! God will be celebrating with him!
2006-12-25 17:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
grecian 2000
2006-12-25 17:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No the common gift to all there is a Fruitcake.
2006-12-25 17:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋