I am a poor old fairy,
from the top of the Christmas tree.
And as you enjoy yourselves this Christmas
please spare a thought for me.
while you are have a lovely time
with presents from Santa's sack
I'm stuck six foot in the air
with a pine tree up my crack.
2006-12-25 09:09:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
that is pretty funny.
2006-12-25 09:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Emi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some advice for your fairy,
To change things year to year,
Remove the pine tree from her crack
And shove it up her rear.
Some fairies like it that way. You can try the same thing with the footman. Drink the brandy from the bottle my good man.
2006-12-25 09:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
intently yet thoroughly thump Sarah Palin on the pinnacle with the bottle of brandy so it does not smash yet nonetheless renders her subconscious, and then connect 2 of my sought after men interior the nice and cozy tub and chop up something of the brandy with them. (((Uncle)))
2016-12-11 15:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by bremmer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry - I'm sure it's just a short term affair. You get your own brandy - & don't let the pine tree tickle your backside!!!
2006-12-25 09:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch lol. That must hurt. Happy Christmas
2006-12-25 09:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either you're the Lord of the manor, or you are a fairy!
I suggest you straighten your tiara.
2006-12-25 09:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by Moorglademover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey it could be worst right. Merry Christmas
2006-12-25 09:15:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch,
2006-12-25 09:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by jewishguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not bad
2006-12-25 09:12:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your self
2006-12-25 09:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor thing
2006-12-25 09:13:17 · answer #11 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋