(Now that I got youre attention) were searching for a Christmas tree together in the forest,They were looking for hours in unbearable below zero tempatures,One of them looks at the other after wiping snot from her nose and said"Im smarter than you think ya no,Im cutting down the next tree no matter if its decorated or not....
2006-12-25 08:46:16 · 10 answers · asked by J.B.1972 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute!
2006-12-25 11:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a good blonde joke that a friend sent me. Enjoy!
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllo oooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
2006-12-25 16:51:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Silly joke. Pretty funny though (6/10).
2006-12-25 17:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like I luv 2 write storeez'a better then yours.
Umm but your is good too.
2006-12-25 17:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best joke ive heard
2006-12-25 17:06:22 · answer #5 · answered by Eureka! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one and the windows one is good too âº
2006-12-25 17:23:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2006-12-25 16:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by muzit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!....wait. I don't get it.
2006-12-25 16:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by Missy N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i don't get it.
2006-12-25 17:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice...... =)
2006-12-25 16:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by Lioness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋