There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
oh and Merry Christmas!!
2006-12-25 08:29:39 · 23 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg....that was REALLY FUNNY!!! Didn't anyone want to tell her she wasn't at the casino....!! That is a 9 out of 10!!!!
~MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO!!!
2006-12-25 08:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Lioness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10
2006-12-25 10:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-25 17:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. I give it 8/10. Good for a chuckle! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-25 09:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So Typical, Good one 6/10
2006-12-25 10:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1 merry xmas 10
2006-12-25 08:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10....the value of that joke is about 8, but the length can be cut down.
2006-12-25 08:37:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 08:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG that was soo funny!! did u make that up?? 9.9999999999/10..alrite 10/10
2006-12-25 08:40:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok thats like the oldest freakin joke ive ever heard!!! -5/10
2006-12-25 09:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by Eureka! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋