Ways to Cheer!!! (Drink Toasts)?

Question

Does anyone have any good toasts when doing shots?

I have a couple but they are getting old:
"Here's to not sweating the petty stuff and here's not petting the sweaty stuff."

"To honor. To getting honor. To staying on honor. If can't ¢um in her ¢um on her."

"Here's to you. Here's to me. Best of friends we'll always be.
If something should come between you and me, I say fu¢k you, here's to me."

Answer 1

May you be in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead.

Here's to time. Times alone, times together, times we forget, and times we remember.

May we never again feel the pain of our underwear riding up our butt. If it does, since no one else knows, may we enjoy it.

Answer 2

Here's to the girl in the little red shoes,
she drinks me cigarettes and smokes me booze.
She don't have her cherry, but that's no sin
She's still got the box the cherry came in.


up to, down to it
damn a man who can't do it.

Answer 3

"May those who don't like us may God turn their hearts, and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping."
"Here's to you, here's to me,
here's to wild sex, and herbal tea!"
"May all of your ups and downs be between the sheets."
"May your drink always be cold, and your lovers hot."
" F@#k em, let's drink!"