There is this guy in the hospital. He had cancer. The doctor came in and said, "I have good news and even worse news." The sick guy said, "Tell me the bad news first and then the worse one last." The doctor said, "Well, the bad news is that you have 24 hours to live. The worse news is that you should have known this yesterday."
I always laugh at that when I hear that joke.
2006-12-25 05:47:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny. yeah i heard it too but it is a funny joke.
2006-12-25 05:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but still funny. The guy that first told it was serving dinner at the last supper.
Give it a 6.
2006-12-25 07:38:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but that is good 1
2006-12-25 05:52:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
that's heavily THE FUNNIEST shaggy dog tale I have HEARD IN YEARS! lol I have not heard it beforehand lol i'm crying with laughter!! basically instructed my dad too he's guffawing his head off lol, oh i choose i ought to furnish you with more beneficial than one celeb lol!
2016-12-01 04:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by santella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow thats the funniest joke Ive ever heard. But, then again, I have altzimers. What was the joke?
2006-12-25 07:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by R M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I had heard this one several times..
2006-12-25 06:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny but it's not since my grandma has cancer
2006-12-25 06:00:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aha ha! That's a good one! Got anymore?
2006-12-25 05:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by Grrr! 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
suppa funny..thanks for making me at least smile :)
2006-12-25 08:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by ♫poison ♥s will never change♫ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's sort of mean but it's funny.
2006-12-25 06:11:03 · answer #10 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I heard it soooo meany times but your write still funny.
2006-12-25 05:49:24 · answer #11 · answered by Lara <:(((>< 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋