I want to teach my 3 year old some jokes that he can remember. They need to be short and easy to remember. Something cute. So far we have, What do you call someone else's cheese? Nacho Cheese. (Nothing that would make his grandma blush please.)
2006-12-25 05:35:58 · 5 answers · asked by BlueFish 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do you call a deer with no eyes? No I'deer(redneck)
what did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam(he gets to say a bad word and get away with it,my nephew loved to tell me this one)
2006-12-25 07:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by stygianwolfe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"
2006-12-25 06:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry!
2006-12-25 06:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by emo ja 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
want to hear a dirty joke?
a white horse fell in a mud puddle...
want to hear a dirtier joke?
2 white horses fell in a mud puddle..
2006-12-26 05:35:37 · answer #4 · answered by kasse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why can't hello kitty talk?
Because hello kitty has no mouth!
2006-12-25 23:55:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋