mine is ''If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.'' -Khalid Zarouni
2006-12-25 05:02:50 · 13 answers · asked by Khalid Zarouni EMIRATES 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
"Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin, circa 1780.
2006-12-25 05:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by kfhaggerty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers
2006-12-26 12:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by budntequilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The famous German poet Johann Wolfgang Goethe once was
asked which three things he would take to an island.
He stated :
'Poetry, a beautiful women and enough bottles of the world's finest wines to survive this dry period !'
Then he was asked what he would leave back first, if it was allowed to take only two fings to the island. And he briefly replied : 'The poetry!'
Slightly surprised, the man asked the next question : ' And Sir, what would you leave back if only one was allowed ?'
And Goethe thought for a couple of minutes and answered :
'It depends on the vintage!'
2006-12-26 06:24:37 · answer #3 · answered by Goldie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer this i went onto the memory archives.....this is a story that i recall from my youth.
A small but stocky young white man entered a chinese cafe. After ordering and getting a meal noticed the state of cleanliness of cafe and looked closely at meal....yep there was extra in the meal that was not ordered....bugs.
he complained and the waited certain Mr Wong took offence at remarks made and attacked the fellow only to be shortly laid out unconcious on the floor. The cafe owner his uncle another wong came out only to be dispatched in the same way as his nephew........all the way to lah lah land.
So here is the quote
two wongs dont make a white.
2006-12-25 13:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by hughr k 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"it's all good" -mrs. ben dover
"peace be still? my piece stay still- and loaded!"- medea
"some of us are not on vacation!"- some poster at work
"if i had one dollar for every brain you dont have, i'd have one dollar!"- squidward
"there's room for all God's creatures- right next to the potatoes" - a shirt i saw
"one day, you're gonna have to grow up and give a sh.it" - my best friend
2006-12-25 13:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Ben Dover 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Unknown author told to me by a brother in law: "Don't expect much and you won't be dissapointed."
2006-12-25 13:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can drink them pretty..you cant drink them skinny
2006-12-25 13:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by SIMON N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite quotes are
"If your going through hell keep going" - ?
"Stretch marks are service stripes" - ?
2006-12-25 13:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by pixiedustplease 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can't beat em - eat em
2006-12-25 13:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by romasuave1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Better to have a lobster on your piano then crabs on your organ."
2006-12-25 14:04:03 · answer #10 · answered by pastor_fuzz_1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋