What's the best way to skin a cat?

Question

Please provide detailed instructions. My neighbors cat is in the torture chamber and I need to do it right. She's been a BAD kitty and missed the litter box. She invented her own in the closet.

And, no, this is not for real so don't call the Internet police. I'm just drunk with eggnog...

But really, I'm curious so if there are any taxidermists out there, I'd like to know. I was thinking about having my dog stuffed some day but I think I'll just have her cloned. Or maybe I'll bury her in the pet cemetary and she can come back to life.

Answer 1

skinning a cat??????????? ok whatever dumass.

drunk with eggnog??????????? id say more than just eggnog.

stuffing ur dog??????????? i think thats worse than skinning a cat. give ur dog some respect when he dies.

Answer 2

I have no theory. perhaps somebody basically made it up because of the fact they mandatory the word and there grew to become right into a cat interior the room, and it caught on because of the fact it is so extraordinary. yet yeah, this is exceedingly inhumane to dermis cats, particularly because of the fact the fur could be often ineffective.

Answer 3

there's more that one way to skin a cat. that phrase actually refers to skinning catfish. taxidermists can stuff a pet that has passed. call and and ask them about it. you won't have to do the skinning yourself!!
the eggnog must be great! Merry Xmas and think about something else, please.

Answer 4

I don't know about taxidermy but if you're just after a pelt, my dad has a trick. After you behead the poor critter and cut the skin around each of the paws and one cut down the middle, you insert a tube between the skin and muscle. You blow into the tube and it separates the skin very easily. Gross, huh?

Answer 5

I gotta ask. What's the brand name of that eggnog?

Answer 6

Not sure, because, there's more then one way to skin a cat.

Answer 7

try it on yourself first