The god created the earth . . .
The god created the man . . .
Then the man must worship the god ...for the sins
2006-12-25 04:18:29 · 22 answers · asked by tell me about Darwin 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
But Christ did spill his blade for you.
2006-12-25 04:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think those things are dumb, that means you are so smart and so, please answer these questions:1) Who created the earth ? Is it possible that the earth could have created itself?
2) who created you ? Yourself (just like the earth, you said) or Your mom and dad ? Who created them then ?
3)What do you live for ? To make money, enjoy the live and then die ?
4)What happens to you then ? I guess your body will be gone, just like mice and roaches, when they die, but what happens to your mind ?
Your answers would be greatly appreciated.
P.S: This is NOT a timely test, so please take your time, when you ask your parents or somebody else, it will NOT be considered CHEATING., but I am sure you know the RIGHT answers already. BUT EVERYBODY HAS TO AGREE AND BE HAPPY WITH YOUR ANSWERS,IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED RIGHT.
Bonus point :You could also explain to me why you ask this question on Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, my teacher.
2006-12-25 12:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by afortunado 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The god created the earth . . . Man ruined it
The God created the man . . .to be with Him in Paradise
Then the man must worship the god ...for the sins....that man has done so God had to send His only Son to die for man so he could be forgiven and have a way back into God's Grace and Love.
2006-12-25 12:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. God loves you so much he sent his son to die for you, if you don't believe it ever happened he'll roast you in hell for eternity.
2.Christ was born of a virgin and no sexual processes or contact took place(the unfertilized egg lacks the genetic material to become a human being, that genetic material had to come from somewhere even if god IS responsible for christ's birth.)
3. The trinity is a Christian concept, hahahahahahahaah! Even the Jehovah's Witnesses are smart enough to realize that this is bullshit!
Merry Xmas!
2006-12-25 12:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by reverend_jarvis_mcgee 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Three dumber things
1) No one created, everything "just happened"
2) Man evolved from ape-like creatures
3) Man is the most intelligent creature
2006-12-25 12:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by impossble_dream 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like the one about Mary being a virgin. How about muslims
will get 72 virgins after they kill somebody they dont know and
go to heaven ? They have to be really dumb if they think that
would be a blessing.
2006-12-25 12:27:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dumpest thins i've ever heared:
that there is no god
god didn't creat man
theory of evolution!!
ps: man must worship god who created him from nothing.
creation needs creator!!
2006-12-25 13:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For me its "The dumbest three things I heard in my blady life..?"
Wow that has to be the dumbest
2006-12-25 12:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The dumbest three things I heard in my wonderful life...
People believe in evolution.
People believe in the Big Bang Theory.
People have no point or real meaning in life.
2006-12-25 12:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Hannah 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Seinfeld is signing off
Family guy is being cancelled
send more troops to Iraq
2006-12-25 12:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were in jungle 10000 years ago, do you agree with me?
I mean like monkeys , looking only for food....?
why I'm answering my own question???
2006-12-25 12:25:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋