The Silent Treatment
> > >
> > > A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving
> > >each
> > > other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next
> > >day,
> > > he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning
> > >business flight.
> > > Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote
> on
> > >a piece of paper,
> > > "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would
find
> it.
> > > The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00
AM
> > > and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
> > > see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
paper
> by
> > > the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
> > > Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
2006-12-25 04:05:15 · 32 answers · asked by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao...i bloody peed myself...now i am drookit in P....
2006-12-25 10:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it an "or what". Not unfunny but the punch line was telegraphed. The line;
"Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"
is the point where I saw it coming.
2006-12-25 04:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO-thanks- Merry Christmas!!!
2006-12-25 04:06:49 · answer #3 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
9/10 stars
Thanks for the laugh!
Happy Holidays!!
☼
2006-12-25 04:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u see i m not boastin but it is proved scientifically that women's brain remembers and thinks much faster then men....though a bit confused.
women are always in dillema whether to do that or this....as far as men are not that worrying person as women but they dont think abt the concequences.
2006-12-25 04:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by pyaree 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny LOL
2006-12-25 04:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
2006-12-25 04:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by vincent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I never understood adults playing that silent treatment games. I'm blessed with and very loving and mature marriage. But that is pretty funny. thanks
2006-12-25 04:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao I saw that one coming only I thought it would be a poster that said 'WAKE UP IT'S 5 AM!!!' good one
2006-12-25 04:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was really funny. Happy holidays.
2006-12-25 04:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by bayernfootballer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>thanks for the laugh, a funny one
2006-12-25 06:58:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋