A couple were sitting in the living room watching TV when
the phone rang.
The husband picked it up, listened for a minute then
screamed, "How the hell would I know? Call the weather
bureau!"
As he stomped back to his chair his wife asked, "What was
that all about?"
He replied, "Aw, it was just some dumb @ss wanting to know
if the coast was clear."
2006-12-25 03:59:50 · 20 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The wife had a lover and he wanted to know if he could come over
2006-12-25 04:34:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rain
2016-05-23 05:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that, 11/10
2006-12-25 04:04:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 9/10
2006-12-25 04:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive haerd it before but the person answering the phone was blonde woman - i like your version
2006-12-27 11:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tee hee hee 10/10
2006-12-27 09:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO-thanks
2006-12-25 04:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahehehe! Hilarious! Keep shooting em!
2006-12-25 04:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!! wow that was great! Happy Holidays
2006-12-25 04:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-12-25 05:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋