All of those I have heard from others are LAMEO! Help me~!
2006-12-25 03:43:09 · 6 answers · asked by Jane 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you know a blonde was playing video games?
Answer: Your joystick is all wet.
2006-12-25 04:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by bayernfootballer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
2006-12-25 07:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were three girls riding in a truck. The brunette was driving, the red head was in the passenger seat, and the blonde was in the back of the truck. They were traveling at a high rate of speed heading for a cliff. The driver couldn't stop in time so she jumps out, then the red head jumps out, and they watched the blonde go over the cliff. Why didn't the blonde jump out of the truck?
Because she couldn't get the tail gate down!
2006-12-25 04:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?
A: She lost the recipe.
2006-12-25 04:21:08 · answer #4 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blond walks in a s_e_x shop to buy a vibrat_or.
she looked into the shelves and decides to pick one.........
"i'll take the red one that is hanging on the wall!!!"
then the clerk replied.......
"THAT'S A FIRE EXTINGUISHER"
2006-12-25 16:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day a blondes house cought on fire and she called the fire dept and said hurry hurry my house is on fire the fir marshall said how do we get there the blonde says duh your big red truck
2006-12-25 04:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by foreverknight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋