A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country . . .we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives . . ”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sex?
I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”
2006-12-25 03:33:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that's funny..heehee
2006-12-25 04:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 mann
Simply Brilliant
Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year
Khuda Hafiz
Best Regards
2006-12-25 03:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by AK 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Merry Christmas
2006-12-25 03:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
Happy Holidays.
2006-12-25 03:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by Bored With This 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahahahhaha LOL love it love it!!!! after i read that he was teaching his friend to spell mississippi i hadda re read the joke lol! happy holidays hun
2006-12-25 04:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you.......needed that!! A real cute joke!! Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!11
2006-12-25 03:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by mamaexfour 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2006-12-25 03:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by fat10187 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good! Merry CHRISTmas!!!
2006-12-25 04:06:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad...I live near the Mississippi...I'll have to pass that on.
2006-12-25 03:46:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love this joke
2006-12-25 03:36:32 · answer #10 · answered by jess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he>>>a good one, had heard several times,
2006-12-25 06:46:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋