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And why are atheists making jokes? I want to be prepared when things start rupting.

2006-12-25 03:13:02 · 6 answers · asked by 2.71828182845904 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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try not to lift heavy objects as ive heard this is the leading cause

2006-12-25 03:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by Josephus 4 · 2 0

I think you mean the Rapture and I for one am looking every day for it to happen...God says that he come like a thief in the night..no one knows the time or day, not even the angels in Heaven or Jesus himself....I do know its gonna be a wonderful day when Jesus comes to get His children on the clouds of Glory...
Atheists are just scared that when it does happen , then they will know they were wrong...and all their jokes about God and Jesus, they will give an account for on the Judgement Day...

All I can say, is be prepared everyday...you are not promised tomorrow.

2006-12-25 11:29:53 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ωέςтєяиΝСģαζ♥ 4 · 0 0

Yes, the Rupture will happen soon, for it was promised in Isaiah I think; but don't be afraid, it's supposed to be a good time not a bad time, and my understanding is that alll atheists will be converted, so that should be happy for all of us.

And if you've any heard jokes by atheists pass them on -- God won't punish us for jokes. Only for pranks. And of course God will punish us for sins.

2006-12-25 11:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you mean the Rature, the second coming of Christ, people have been expecting it to happen in their lifetime for the past 2000 years. No one knows when it will happen.

2006-12-25 11:21:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

The rapture is not a Bible teaching, so no, it will not happen.

2006-12-25 13:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by Sparkle1 6 · 0 0

I wear a truss.

2006-12-25 11:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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