Blonde Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And, ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh, that!", replies the blonde, "I was just running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"
2006-12-25 03:03:21 · 16 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cheer up, gypsy jane. What's life without a little laughter? Nice joke, amudwar.
2006-12-25 04:14:54 · answer #1 · answered by bayernfootballer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Merry Christmas
2006-12-25 03:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by norsmen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm actually a blonde and I find these jokes funny. They only bother someone if that person has had similar experiences. However, I would like to state, not all blondes have every day "blonde" moments. Everyone has blonde moments, but it's always nice to look at the simple things in life, and have a laugh when it's really needed. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2006-12-25 03:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by K8nash 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
100
2016-05-23 05:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny Ha Ha Ha
2006-12-25 03:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
Happy Holidays!
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2006-12-25 04:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>that's really a funny one, brought a broad smile>>lol
2006-12-25 06:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny ~merry christmas
2006-12-25 03:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice! LOL! Merry CHRISTmas!!!
2006-12-25 03:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...oh Mandy
2006-12-25 03:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋