One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to wish
each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a
little
in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and
smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at
her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?".... ......... ......
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you .. "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older
sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice
she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake
and
all of ours....
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL !!"
2006-12-25 02:58:49 · 12 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was really cute. Just what I needed on Christmas day while I'm working... Thanks.
2006-12-25 03:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by K8nash 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marvelous. Merry Christmas
2006-12-25 03:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that intercom button works better here. And BJ rather than kiss.
2006-12-25 03:13:22 · answer #3 · answered by vincent 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let him ring the door bell
2006-12-25 03:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
one of the greatest jokes ever
2006-12-25 03:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
merry christmas. I enjoyed that!
2006-12-25 04:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha unexpected ending! ! good one
happy holidays
2006-12-25 04:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! Cute! Merry CHRISTmas!!!
2006-12-25 03:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahah good1
2006-12-25 07:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha so funny
2006-12-25 03:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋