A guy walks into a bar with a dog dressed up in a Dallas Cowboys outfit and pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey, I don't allow pets in my bar." The guy tells him, "Oh, come on, he's really a good dog, and we both want to see the Dallas Cowboys game. I promise, if he bothers anyone, we'll both leave." The bartender thinks about this, and says, "Well, I guess as long as you promise he'll behave..." So the game starts, and after a few plays, the Cowboys score a field goal. The dog gets up on the bar and starts waving his pom-poms around and dancing! Everyone is absolutely amazed, and the bartender says, "Wow! What does he do when they score a touchdown?" The guy says, "I have no idea. I've only had him for five years."
2006-12-25 02:48:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i have to this one to my boss she is a die hard dallas fan then i am going to replace them with the K C chiefs and tell my brother lol thank you so much u made my day
2006-12-25 05:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by foreverknight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...hilarious. Shouldve told me this last year, b/c umm this season they have the 3rd best scoring offense in football.
2006-12-25 10:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by wcbaseball4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait another 5 years and you might find out
2006-12-26 14:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by kasse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-25 11:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha............ looks like the previous owner was a cheer-leader girl
2006-12-26 23:47:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He dies from a heart attack
2006-12-25 10:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! Merry CHRISTmas!!!
2006-12-25 11:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What he is dead!!!!
2006-12-26 04:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋