2006-12-25 02:31:34 · 3 answers · asked by area52 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jesus is in town one day teaching some of the local folks, when a rabid crowd of religious professionals push their way toward him. They thrust a woman clad only in a bed sheet before him and say "We caught this woman in the act of adultery! Should we stone her?" Jesus looks off into the distance for a moment, then stoops down and begins scratching something in the sand. Eventually he stands up and says, "Let the person here without sin cast the first stone." All is silent, and then a rock flies in from the edge of the crowd, smacking the woman in the cheek. Jesus looks over the crowd in the direction of the rock-thrower, then cries out, "Come on, mom! Stop that!"
A burglar goes to this house late at night and starts robbing it. He is just getting going when he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you." He stops for a minute, but soon continues on. Again he hears "Jesus is watching you." He discovers the speaker is a large parrot. He smiles to himself and continues on, a third time the parrot says the same thing. Frustrated the burglar turns around and says, "Be quiet you dumb parrot! What's your name anyhow?" The parrot replies, "Clarence." The burglar laughs, "What kinda people name their bird Clarence?" "The same kind who name their rottwhiler Jesus!"
2006-12-25 02:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by vincent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am going comming on next year
2006-12-25 20:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou shall not mock thy lord.
2006-12-25 12:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by do you smell..... what's coo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋