No, I did not write this, obviously...since I'm a girl...lol...
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It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang.
"Hello?"
A girl's voice came over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?"
I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored.
"I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?"
"Do you know what time he'll be back?" she responded.
"I think he said he'd be home around 10:00."
Silence on the other end... a confused silence.
"Is this Steve?"
My name isn't Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.
"Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?"
"Well... he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him..." she said in a slightly irritated voice.
I replied, "Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00."
A shocked voice now: "Who's Karen?!"
"The girl he went out with."
"I know that! I mean... who is she?"
"I don't know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message for Ben?"
"Yes... please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home."
She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her temper flaring. "I sure will. Is this Jennifer?"
She exploded this time. "Who's Jennifer?"
Apparently she wasn't.
"Well... he's going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry... it was an honest mistake."
"Ben's the one that's made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him that she's very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon as he gets home."
I smiled and said, "Okay, I will... but Becky isn't going to like this..."
2006-12-25 02:29:41 · 11 answers · asked by writer_girl20 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that's wrong
but we've all done stuff like that before!
2006-12-25 02:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some months after his mom and dad have been divorced, little Johnny exceeded by using his mom’s mattress room and observed her rubbing her physique and moaning, “i choose a guy, i choose a guy!” Over the subsequent couple of months, he observed her doing this quite a few instances. sometime, he got here abode from college and heard her moaning. whilst he peeked into her mattress room, he observed a guy on good of her. Little Johnny unexpectedly met his room, took off his clothing, threw himself on his mattress, began stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, i choose a bike! i choose a bike!”
2016-12-11 15:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!!!
Is this a joke ?? If its not , then u sure do have a weird sense of humour.
Pls dont hurt anybody just because u r/were hurt yrself in the past.
2006-12-25 16:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong numbers are sometimes useful
2006-12-25 21:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's totally hilarious! i pity Ben... but u're definitely good... LOL !
2006-12-25 02:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its hilarious.
i feel sorry for ben.
2006-12-25 02:53:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha** i'll like to try tat too
2006-12-25 03:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this story, it is really funny
i also enjoyed your tactics.
keep it up!!!
2006-12-25 02:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by number 1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i should try it sumtime
2006-12-25 07:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why can't i think up sh i t like that?
2006-12-25 02:57:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋