A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks
they're jokes.
2006-12-25 02:29:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How fuc _ing true!!
2006-12-25 02:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by SusieeQ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlaid white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".
2006-12-25 19:15:40 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've only seen one so far (the devil-one), and I didn't think there was anything wrong with it, on the contrary, I thought it was funny.
I guess there are jokes made about almost any profession you can think of.....and IMHO, as long as we all know they're nothing more than JOKES, they're okay. (mind you, I hate the mean jokes about any profession, but just a little joke....no problem. I've been a nurse for many years, and we had no problem what so ever joking about ourselves)
2006-12-25 10:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are not true, leave it as nostalgia TV actors jokes, no need to bring it in the real world there are so many real things to talk about, that are much more funny. Talk about yourself there is always something funny that you have done, people can relate to that because they would have had a similar story which they will reciprocate back.
2006-12-25 10:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by Tonia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they aren't funny to me !
2006-12-25 10:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they are lame!
2006-12-25 11:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋