You know you live in a small town when . . .
The town newspaper is published monthly.
It has an aquarium -- stocked with live minnows.
The town is named after EVERYONE'S distant relative.
It was founded on April Fools' Day as a practical joke.
The Ice Cream store has only two flavors, chocolate and vanilla.
There's no hospital -- only a first aid kit.
For fun on Saturday nights, people drive up and down main street.
There's no bank... as soon as someone gets enough money, they leave.
The only traffic jam's are caused when a farmer drives down Main Street on his combine.
The local phone book has a yellow page.
Third Street is on the edge of town.
The 7-11 is only open from 8 - 5.
The only road crossing Main Street is a dirt road.
At the last beauty contest, nobody won 2nd or 3rd place.
The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both direction.
There's no place to go that you shouldn't.
"Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
The New Year's baby was born in October.
2006-12-25 02:24:54 · 7 answers · asked by writer_girl20 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a good one! two thumbs up! :)
2006-12-25 02:29:57 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the only traffic light bulb left burned out, no one noticed. Don't knock small town lifestyles, I grew up in the Bronx, NYC, and still live in the NY Metro area. Home to 18 million maniacs.
2006-12-25 02:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by mac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Great job! LOL!
Merry CHRISTmas!!!
2006-12-25 04:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! i especially liked the... actually i liked all of them... LOL!
2006-12-25 02:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.
10/10
"this towns so small, they use small words"
peter gabriel.
2006-12-25 02:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol ;p
2006-12-25 03:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-25 16:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋