2006-12-24 21:14:32 · 16 answers · asked by Max 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Your turkey actually had innards!!! You mean it was a living breathing creature !!!! Wow, I always thought that turkeys were featherless carcasses that lived in plastic-wrapped styrofoam trays in the freezer cabinet of my supermarket.
2006-12-24 21:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are two possible scenarios here, one is that you are joking and the other is that you are serious.
The serious answer is that they are the "giblets", neck, liver and crop from which gravy is to be made.
Feed them to the cat if you don't want them.
2006-12-24 21:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by Billybean 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join my campaign - leave out the grisly bits - we don't want'em! Giblet gravy tastes disgusting, anyway - I'd rather have Bisto!
2006-12-24 21:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by mad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny....if someone really wanted to ruin u're christmas they'd shove the guts somewhere else!
2006-12-24 21:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by Kirsty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A disgruntled poultry worker.
2006-12-24 21:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by 4999_Basque 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tescos, Waitrose and Marks and Sparks that's who!
Glad you didn't invite me round for nosh!!!!
2006-12-24 21:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just don't get those sort of problems with a nut roast.
2006-12-24 21:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by PomOnTour 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its the giblets pack! you can cook that and nake giblet gravy!
2006-12-24 22:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by funnyquirkyupbeat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the butcher did it in the abattoir with the dagger
2006-12-27 21:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-24 21:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋