man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.
2006-12-24 19:44:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
simply brilliant, where the hell do u get all these from? it is alarmingly and mockingly true for both men and women. if u really r this kind of a person, i will enjoy ur company. jus kidding
2006-12-25 01:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How very true so long as man remains ‘man’ and woman remains ‘woman’ However, in a loving relationship the ‘man’ becomes an endearment such as Raja, Baby, Sweetie whatever you girls coo to your boyfriends and the ‘woman’ becomes an endearment such as Sweetheart, Darling, Honey etc. As for me I can’t understand a woman but I can understand an ‘Angel’ (even if she is a naughty Angel). Wishing you and your family, “A Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.”
2006-12-25 04:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great thinking angel!now u do deserve this joke-
Santa Singh's car battery went down.He went to a mechanic and ordered him to change the battery.The mechanic suggested that he shall put the Exide battery.To this, Santa responded,"Abey,doosra side thera baap lagayega kya"?(will your father put the other side?)
2006-12-25 08:00:36 · answer #3 · answered by Heady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of something (no offence to anyone anywhere):
a lucky man has a German car, a Chinese cook, an American passport and an Indian wife ...
an unlucky man has a Chinese car, a German cook, an Indian passport and an American wife ...
2006-12-28 07:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just need 2 points thats all.thanx but no thanx
sorry but that wasnt funny
2006-12-28 01:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by Suprotim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
WOMAN has MAN in it
SHE has HE in it
Mrs. Has Mr. In it
LADY has LAD in it
MISTRESS has MISTER in it
MADAM has ADAM in it
HOSTESS has HOST in it
FEMALE has MALE in it so on the list is unending
So No need to proud.....
Girls are always incomplete without boys
2006-12-25 09:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Correct and true.
2006-12-25 08:02:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice very good keep posting
2006-12-28 03:00:41 · answer #8 · answered by kingkhan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad
2006-12-25 10:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by sunitha suresh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaahahahah lolo not funny at all
2006-12-26 02:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by Triple H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋