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1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

2006-12-24 19:43:57 · 11 answers · asked by AL IS ON VACATION AND HAS NO PIC 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Nice very true there should be 5 drink maximum in an 8 hour shift. All that sexual harassment crap would be out the window no one would care. Lame politics would no longer exist drinking could still be optional but it would be condoned company meetings
would be outspoken and actually have a purpose productivity would decline slightly but job satisfaction would be at all time high so it would counteract nice question pass the law make so.

2006-12-24 20:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Keep it up good one

2006-12-25 04:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by akband 4 · 1 0

the job would look alot better☺

2006-12-25 09:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

All good reasons.

2006-12-25 04:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by Krayden 6 · 1 0

now i know why they let me drink at work

2006-12-25 04:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

YEAH!!! ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!
fourth thumbs up came from me :-)

2006-12-25 09:04:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

great...good reasons.

2006-12-25 05:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 6 · 1 0

good one .

2006-12-25 03:47:13 · answer #8 · answered by ♠ Evil Little Monkey ♠ 1 · 1 0

most are wonderful

2006-12-25 06:57:47 · answer #9 · answered by The one 4 · 1 0

I like this and agree very cute thanks for the laugh

2006-12-25 04:11:55 · answer #10 · answered by jenn_burks311 2 · 1 0

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