Share an adult joke...?

Question

dieing to hear one.... :o)

Answer 1

A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Dr. Smith, I want larger breasts", so Dr. smith says, "repeat this every morning 3 times when you wake up, 'scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies', and your breasts will get bigger."

So she repeats it every morning and sees that her breasts are getting larger. But one morning she's late for work and she realizes when she's on the bus that she forgot to say it, so she says "scoobie doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies" and the man sitting next to her asks, "Dr. Smith?"
"Yes, how did you know?
The man replies, "hickory dickory dock....."

Answer 2

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish
You were married, or wish you weren't married, this
Is something to smile about the next time you see a
Bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business
Trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
The car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
A ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
The car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
A bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
Woman just sat silently, looking intently at
Everything she saw, studying every little detail,
Until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's
A bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
Two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
She said:

"Good trade....."

Answer 3

The cab ride????
A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out from behind a bush, opened the back door of the cab and demanded to be taken to the airport. The cab driver kept looking back at his passenger in the rear view mirror, and she became irritated and said, "Why do you keep staring at me?" The cab driver replied, "Well, you don't have any clothes on and no place to carry any money and I am wondering how you are going to pay your fare?"

The woman opened her legs and pointed to her crotch and said, "How about me paying with this?"

The cab driver looked back at the woman and said, "Do you have anything smaller?"

Answer 4

once wife ask hubby to *** and enjoy

Hubby is ready and wife starts laughing suddenly

Hubby retreats and ask as why is he doing that

wife says she is sorry as hubby forget to observe what he was doing before he can find tunnel and used bypass instead

Answer 5

An Elephant saw a naked man.
He said: "How could you breathe from that thing?.."

Answer 6

sorry you're too young

Answer 7

why do men have holes in their penis'