Jesus or Superman. Jesus's magical powers include turning water into wine, walking on water, raising the dead, comimg back from the dead, x-ray vision, and the ability to yell at fig trees. (Mark Ch. 11, Verse 12)
Superman can fly though and has super strength, so I think he has the edge.
I think Superman wins.
What do you think?
2006-12-24 16:46:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think it is not good to joke about this things. Oliver Reed is dead...and he was such a good man...Jesus is something you should respect...before you compare with someone else.
2006-12-24 16:49:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman would win in a 1v1 fight but the fact that Jesus would go and get his posse at the Holy Trinity just skews the fight. How can Superman take on an omnipresent, a firey bush, and a hippie all at once?! See next time on... Superman: Yawei? Ya Right!
2006-12-25 02:02:49 · answer #2 · answered by dgriffith868 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It has to be Jesus because he can raise the dead which is something superman can not do.. so JESUS...
2006-12-25 06:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not everyone believes in Jesus, and lots of people can walk on water (when the lake is frozen).....
Superman is the best! I think he wins for sure
2006-12-25 01:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus. Even if he lost, he'll simply ask his dad to cast Superman into hell. lol. Jesus owns
2006-12-25 01:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, let me remind you jesus has performed some miracles in his life. on the other hand, superman only has super powers. so according to me i think jesus wins........ merry christmas :)
2006-12-25 00:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by tasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
superman IE christopher reeves his research people have come up with a way to make people walk again science works religion for jerks. 5th planet from the sun thats all we are .
2006-12-25 01:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus ..when i die i want to go to heaven and be with Jesus... when superman dies where is he going? i bet with jesus too...Merry Christmas ...*star*
2006-12-25 01:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by Starbright 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ah yeah, but superman has to wear his underpants outside his tights.
2006-12-25 02:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Warrior Queen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's neither God nor Superman.. it must be HERCULES!!
2006-12-25 02:51:49 · answer #10 · answered by confused13 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋