LOL! If you're a troll, I know where there's a bridge available.
Anyhow, if we continue down this dubious line of thought, if a baby boy is delivered vaginally, that technically means that he's had contact with his mother's vagina. That idea should be a major ick for you, right?
And if you kiss any other creature on the planet, you're kissing a creature that, to paraphrase your words, came out of something's penis. (That is, unless you go kissing the offspring of the much-vaunted Komoto dragon who is currently pregnant via parthenogenisis, i.e. without having sex.)
So, um, good luck with that. As for me, I think I'm going to continue hugging and kissing my family members and I'm going to try not to think too hard about the mechanics of how we all got here.
Happy Holidays.
2006-12-24 16:31:08
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answered by IrritableMom 4
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get over it, why would you think about penises at the same time you are considering showing attention to a child. That is FREAKY. BUT< kids need and crave love and attention. THere is nothing better than giving your kids hugs and kissess all the time. DO it while they are young enough to appreciate it. My 7 yr old gets embarassed already, so kisses are pretty much off wit hhim. ALSO>>>>Unless you gave bith through your ureter, I would say that you contributed DNA to the child. THe baby came out of your wive's womb and vagina. I can only guess you have no problem going back in there.....
2006-12-25 00:25:52
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answered by ray 3
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Interesting question. Even more interesting is the logic behind it.
I do kiss my daughter. Its hard NOT to kiss her since she's so damn adorable. Without genuine, healthy affection from a parent - a child is much worse off in this world.
There seems to be this bizarre movement to over sanitize everything about our lives and this, in my opinion, is a huge mistake. Our quality of life will diminish if our culture keeps judging itself so harshly and irrationally. We only need to do what feels truly right. The rest would seriously take care of itself. It's seriously the rules and traditions themselves that are flawed.
Man's greatest flaw is not simply being human.
Man's greatest flaw is punishing himself for it.
Ultimately.. you just gotta do what you feel is right. Even if you're just busting people's balls on Yahoo! Answers.
2006-12-25 00:27:15
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answered by Jape Coyote 2
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I am both a father and a Minister and I find your way of thinking very strange. Children need to know that their father loves them and kissing ones own child has nothing to do with how they got here. If your way of thinking is that bothersome, I would suggest seeking help or don't father anymore children. Call your pastor and set up time to speak with him, you need prayer and spiritual guidance or your children will be the ones to suffer.
2006-12-25 12:09:19
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answered by Georgia Preacher 6
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That child happens to be a product of your loins, created in the mothers womb, coming out of her vagina which you could not wait to get into. That child has the same blood running through its veins as you do. It is your pride and joy, a gift from GOD that you should love and cherish unconditionally! Of course you kiss your child, whenever you can. The child has evolved quite a bit since the seed coming out of your penis!
2006-12-25 00:33:59
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answered by Swede 3
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If you want a serious answer then you should ask a serious question. Of course you should kiss your own child.
2006-12-25 00:39:39
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answered by micg 4
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I'm not a father, but my husband is a great father. He's also probably one of the most homophobic people I know. But he does kiss both our sons and tells them he loves them on a regular basis. I think children need to know their fathers love them. If kissing them makes you uncomfortable, give them hugs instead, and tell them you love them.
2006-12-25 00:22:51
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answered by sunshine46 1
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Following your logic.... you came out of someone's penis too. Perhaps no one should ever kiss you! eeeewwwww!
Just kidding.... but that is a ridiculous question.
Sue
2006-12-25 00:24:59
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answered by newbiegranny 5
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Well actually only half of your child did.
2006-12-25 01:45:29
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answered by Anonymous
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aw no.. you and your spouse made that baby... the min you see your child you wont even think of that.... your own flash in blood.
2006-12-25 00:31:31
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answered by Heather O 2
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