2006-12-24 13:36:06 · 26 answers · asked by TinyPuppyWuppy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A missle wrapped in pork.
2006-12-24 13:39:17 · answer #1 · answered by festeringhump 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
i don't imagine Osama needs anything. he's a member of the Royal House of Saud who are long time friends and business partners of the Bush Dynasty. Osama probably has a nice fat stock portfolio that includes stock in America's Military Industrial Complex. Haliliburton, Carlye Group, Lockheed Martin are profiting quite well from GW's wars.
2006-12-24 21:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by nebtet 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would first bring to mind unconditional love, & the image or the presence of Osama Bin Laden, then i would kiss him on the cheek and tell him, my peace i give unto you, i give you all my unconditional love, i pray that your heart may know the unconditional love of God that I know. If you will come into your heart as i am in my heart we will have union in the heart of God. God is Great.
2006-12-24 21:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by Weldon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A I Million Megaton Nuclear Blast over Mecca !
2006-12-24 21:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by Minister 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The opportunity to tell his side of the story.
Sorry if I don't believe the hype that he was responsible for 9/11, considering the president of my country lied to me and told me that iraq had weapons of mass destruction and there was an imminent threat against the u.s.
I want to hear what bin laden has to say, regardless of how much he hates me or my country.
Let's not forget that the U.S. sent him to school, trained him with the CIA, and set him up in Afghanistan to keep the U.S.S.R. from taking over that country.. he obviously has issues with the U.S. that we are totally clueless about.
I'd like another viewpoint, and figured since you want me to give him a gift, I'll give him that chance.
2006-12-24 21:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I'm sure some will say a bullet.
However, I say give him a Wii. He'll most likely give himself a stroke waving that dumbas$ controller around. That's a much less violent death.
2006-12-24 21:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ebola.
What's with this "truth" and "forgiveness" stuff? The man's a fanatic, and as far as he's concerned he already has the truth. More convinced of it than any here are.
2006-12-24 21:52:13 · answer #7 · answered by Scott M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would get the gift of a padded jail cell.
2006-12-24 22:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by slickcut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A camcorder. Miss his 5 minute funnies. My favorite part is the thing they do on letterman...death to america.
2006-12-24 21:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by Pilgrim 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A chance to change his ways.
If he declines, then I'd give him a second gift -- a live grenade with the pin pulled.
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2006-12-24 21:40:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would tell him that God loves all people and He will forgive Osama if he asks Him.
2006-12-24 21:46:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋