You must pick 5 that you could put up with. Remeber, you love him so much.
1. He is way shorter than you.
2. Has no front teeth.
3. Terrible dresser. Plaid high water pants with stripped shirts.
4. Jelly gut hangs out side of shirt and refuses to tuck it in.
5. His name is Goober Grossman.
6. He used to be a woman
7. He refuses to work and plays video games 24/7
8. He once slept with your single mom. Long time ago.
9. He wants to name your children Rainbow, Granola, and Lerch
10. He can't fit in the car nor truck. 450 pounds of love
11. He makes you listen to David Hasselhoff's greatest hits
12. He voted for Bush. Twice!!
13. He's prettier than you and people tell you all the time.
14. He's cheap. He take you to 7eleven for dinner and it's dutch.
15. He smells all the time. Natural BO.
Good luck.
2006-12-24 13:25:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
1,3,5,12 and 14.....
2006-12-24 13:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mechelle C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1] Terrible dresser. Plaid high water pants with stripped shirts.
As long as he doesn't scare the animals I don't care...
2] Jelly gut hangs out side of shirt and refuses to tuck it in
My guy already looks four months pregnant...
3] He makes you listen to David Hasselhoff's greatest hits
At least it isn't 50 cent, I can deal with it...
4] He voted for Bush. Twice!!
Like that matters - it's the electoral votes that count, not the individual's. Our last election made that pretty clear....
5] He's cheap. He take you to 7eleven for dinner and it's dutch.
Take me? He'll call an order in and I have to go get it, and pay for it too!
The things we do for love....
2006-12-24 13:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by Dez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. He is way cute.
2. He has a great smile.
3. He accepts my help with his clothes.
4. He likes to swim with me.
5. His name is Goober but didn't mind changing it to Gilbert.
6. He doesn't live in the past.
7. He took an interest in work since he met me.
8. I won't judge him, if he doesn't judge me.
9. He has since decided he doesn't want any kids.
10. His brother is a mechanic.
11. I love D. Hassel.
12. That was before he met me!
13. I never was the jealous type.
14. That was what he did with other dates.
15. Isn't that called phermones or something nice?
2006-12-24 13:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can deal with:
1. His name is Goober Grossman ( what's in a name actually?)
2.he makes me listen to David Hasseldorf greatest music ( who cares? i just stuff cotton wool in my ears!)
3.He voted for Bush. Twice! ( not my problem, i'm not American!)
4.He's prettier than me and people tell you all the time ( I should be so proud to snag a pretty boy!)
5.he wants to name your children Rainbow, Granol,a and lerch ( i really don't like this characteristic, but the other characteristics sucks too! so I chose this)
2006-12-24 13:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Yoo Hoo! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yikes. I think I would stay single!
But, if anything, 12 and 13, maybe 14 if I could convince him to stay home for dinner!
2006-12-24 13:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by Abby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1, 3, 9, 13, 12..maybe lol
2006-12-24 13:32:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hopefully no guy will ever have 5 of these traits but i could put up with the name or him "being prettier than me"
2006-12-24 13:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by astralprojector 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5, 11, 12, 3, 1........good question hahahahhahhahaha
God Bless and Be Safe :)
Merry Christmas :)
Ask more like this........it was fun to answer...........
2006-12-24 13:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by Yeah it's me................ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way! What a nightmare??!! You lost me on #12!
2006-12-24 13:36:53 · answer #9 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot 16. take her to taco bell drive through for her B day and special days.
2006-12-24 13:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1....11....12
2006-12-24 13:38:20 · answer #11 · answered by winneythepooh1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋