2006-12-24 12:50:39 · 20 answers · asked by *Madison 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mamma's like an Jeep big,black,and room for 6 construction workers inside!
yo mamma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M company for throwing out all the "W"s
Yo mamma's so stupid when she decided to go to disney land she say a sigh that said "DISNEY LAND left" she turned around and went home
Yo mamma's so old she has an autographed bible
2006-12-24 13:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by superhotshot999 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo' mama is suck a whore and get's around so much that the doctor had to slap yo' mama, the milk man, postman, grocery store clerk, himself, and yo' mama's father.
Yo' mama like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, blow, and get's laid int the closet.
You so ugly your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
2006-12-24 14:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mouse B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat the last time she saw the number 90210 was on the scale
2006-12-24 15:22:20 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Amyy____x3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's up with people and the yo mama k=jokes? i have one and it goes like this:
*yo mama is so fat she got the spoon in the super bowl
*yo mama so fat she saw a yellow school bus and thought it was a twinky
*yo mama is so dumb that she stuck a battery up her butt and stared saying "i've got the power"
2006-12-24 12:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, she created crack
Yo mama so old that she is invented grass
(Not very good, but it is all I got)
2006-12-24 14:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
2006-12-24 12:52:16 · answer #6 · answered by sacramento person 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
yo mama is a yo mama joke
(don´t take it personal lol)
2006-12-24 13:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's my wife, so knock it off!!
2006-12-24 14:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is soooooooooo fat the scale she weighs herself on says to be continued!
2006-12-24 12:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by chana 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the mama has taken spoon from the boys mouth
2006-12-25 21:54:22 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋