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when you are on the carpet before the throne of grace and our lord and King. Jesus Christ . What would you have to say for your self .

2006-12-24 12:23:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

Nothing for myself. I could only plead the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ on my behalf. His merciful and faithful promise.

2006-12-25 06:05:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jerome S 2 · 0 0

I would plead "human". He should understand that, surely, having been here and done it. Humans are fallible, flawed things that live very much in their own mind. That he achieved what he did in terms of empathy is wonderful, but while there may be a "best way" to fulfill our potential as human beings, not everyone is going to measure up to that. I don't. I try, but don't succeed. I'd probably apologise for that, but it's the human being I am.

2006-12-25 00:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0 0

I don't think so. There is no red carpet for a false throne of a non existent diety.

But, IF it came to those terms, I would ask for someone to pull my finger.

2006-12-24 12:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0 1

Hoping to help all poor people and spread peace among all ppl in the world

2006-12-27 23:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by montathra 4 · 0 0

There is more chance of seeing Cherie Blair turn into a babe than meeting someone who is not there to start with,,I need another drink

2006-12-24 20:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd say 'why was it so important for intelligent people not to believe in you?'

or 'What was the point in that you stupid dick?'

Plead? I wouldnt kowtow to a disgusting stupid ogre like God. He should bow to me.

2006-12-24 23:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would say NOTHING. The lord nows your heart and that is all that matters

2006-12-24 12:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by TONY T 2 · 0 0

jesus man don't you know where the vacuum is this carpets got my jeans filthy

2006-12-29 19:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Where you out shopping when I called on you, or just too busy overseeing the slaughter of innocents?

2006-12-29 18:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jimbo 4 · 0 0

This is a nice bit of Axminster, is it Debenhams?

2006-12-24 12:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by Davy Crockett 3 · 0 0

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